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Wierdly Enough

I spent my weekend at Ikea. I had to get a new Bedroom set that included a bed in the sky for my little spawn of satan. It was an experiance. I'm not sure I've ever spent that much money in one store before in my life. I did not expect to have to contend with a whining crying drop off at school because of this shopping spree however. This morning my son informed me that he could not go to school, because then he would not be able to nap in the bed in the sky (A Loft bed for those of you out of the loop). I actually had to drop him off kicking and screaming this morning. I was horrible. Now I'm feeling like the wicked with of the West and My kid hates me. I actually went so far as to call the teacher and check on him. Apperently he shut up as soon aws I walked out the door. I think I need to see a shrink. I also think I need to never spend that much money to get this kind of trauma ever again!!!!

1st Day of Pre School

OK so leaving the house this morning was a pain in the you-know what. My Mom needed my car, I was freaking because what it my baby got sick and I needed to go and pick him up from school?! What if their was a fire there and he needed me to rescue him? In the end I gave my mother the car as well as my cell phone (So if they called I could immediately get a hold of her to chant "I told you So" over and over again) and we dealt with the larger problem.

"Momma I won't go"
"Why Baby"
"I hate this shirt!!"
"But you loved this shirt last night?!?!?"
"Ugly Now, and I don't want to bring a share toy, who will take care of it when I come home at night?"
"If you don't bring a share toy then you don't get to play with any other share toys that the other kids bring this week."

All I got for that comment was an evil glare that shot ice cubes down my spine!!!!

"Momma?" Tears running down his face "I don't wanna go to a new school" Big shiny eyes staring at me from under damp lashes.
"Boo Boo, You are gonna love this school. I promise" He walked out to the car with me like I was taking him to the guillotine.

We get to school, we forgot the share toy so he brings in a kazoo from the car. He walks into the classroom, drops his coat on the floor turns around holding some little hussies hand and says to me

"OK Momma, you can go away now"!!!!!!!!

That little brat, imagine the unmitigated Gaul it took for him to say that too me. Doesn't he know I am going to be crying all morning and most of the afternoon because My baby is growing up?!?!? Isn't he even a little scared? Well I've called to check on him, and as far as the teachers can tell he is perfectly happy, they are very impressed about how secure and well adjust my child is. That is such a crock, the brat is just acting this way so I look like some sort of lunatic. That's it, on Thursday, I'm going to make him wear tight underwear or something else uncomfortable, let him know how it feels!!!

The Devil and the Deep Blue Joey

OK so the other day, on the way to a interview with a school, my loving and beutiful son informed me that he had come from the Devil.
You see hwe has always been told that he came to live with me after God felt I was a good enough person to have an angel (OK so it's a little sappy, but I'm a mommy darn it), he has also been told that god is everywhere. So when my goofy brother said, just as a joke, that the devil was everywhere, somhow my baby boy decided that the devil had made him. Needless to say, my brother is now sleeping with the fishes and I had to fix that misconception in the 7 min. it was going to take to get to the school that promotes prayer before all meals and in the mornings. I managed to keep my little boy from telling the teachers he was a spawn of satan, but it was a close thing.
from all of this I have learned that my baby is truly a evil genius, and that the function of a childs mind is no where near the function of an adults. They are much smarter and open minded than we are.
Well I'd better get going, but I will try and catch up with all of you soon. :)

Life as I see it

This weekend was a all out mess. My Mom has some dort of virus that is affecting her kidneys, so she is kind of tired and cranky. To cheer her up on Saturday I took her to get a manicure. Instead of a manicure we ended up shopping for clothes for my dad and buying a booty ugly bed room set that she loved at a estate sale. Now I had a cranky tired Mom a Cranky and tired Dad (He hates new clothes and moving futniture) and a cranky tired Kid. My day actually started Saturday by my taking the boy to a childrens expo at Arlington Park Race Track. He wanted to know if he could bet the Ponies (My moms Influance). So needless to say when Dave called Saturday evening I was so glad he was tired, because All I wanted to do was crash. Sunday was just as bad. I shopped for Groceries and had to get 2 of my cousins to go and get the bedroom set with me (Thank god for huge cusins with big trucks!!) I did get to see my cousin Carrie, she was in for the weekend from college. She is skinny as a rail, what the heck happened to the Freshman 20 I keep hearing about?!?!?! We got the stuff moved in, the old stuff out and visited for a while. I then had to run a few more errands and get ready for the oscars (Which I missed most of) Finally I got to go to bed (After whining for a while that my head hurt) and this morning all ?I wanted was to get into work so I could get a break!!! So kudos to those of you who get a peaseful weekend, I'm shooting to get one sometime next month is possible!!